Friday, October 5, 2012
Walter the Farting Dog: Dog Biscuits
The thing that most people notice about the books (poor Walter's flatulence) is the very reason that the book was banned. There are a lot of people who object to "poop humor." (I find this term particularly amusing, because those in the know will mention that the book has "scatological humor," thus removing the need to use the word "poop" - the very word they object to the first place!)
It's true that not a lot of people enjoy farting, even in a dog, and that's actually the plot of the first Walter book. He gets adopted from the pound by Betty and Billy, but Mother and Father aren't big fans of his smell. He gets baths, but being dirty isn't the issue. He goes to the vet, but the low-flatulence dog biscuits make him even gassier! Poor Walter is so stinky that Father eventually puts his foot down, and tells the kids that he is going back to the pound first thing in the morning.
What can poor Walter do? He vows to never fart again, and just keep it all inside, no matter how much it hurts, while he thinks things over. It's like things just get worse and worse for him. We find out on the very first page that "nobody wanted him" at the pound, and when he finally has a loving home, Father wants to get rid of him! It's all because he farts, but he can't help it; it's just how he is. And then, just when all things seem as bleak as they can get, someone has broken into the house! Can Walter save the day, and keep from being sent back to the pound?
This book was dedicated "for everyone who's ever felt misjudged or misunderstood." That's a sentiment I can get behind (no pun intended), and I have made special dog biscuits for Walter.
Dog Biscuits for Walter the Farting Dog
You will need:
2 1/2 cups whole wheat flour
2 tbsp. peanut butter
1/2 cup canned pumpkin
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon
1) Preheat the oven to 350.
2) Whisk all ingredients together until well blended. This took a couple minutes even with my stand mixer.
3) Add water if needed to make the dough workable and sticking together. (I didn't need any water.)
4) The instructions here say to roll the dough to about 1/2" thickness and make 1/2" rounds. I ignored this entirely and made balls out of the dough, which I flattened with my palm.
5) Bake until dried out and hard, about 40 minutes.
I got the recipe for these from AllRecipes.com, where it's listed as Peanut Butter and Pumpkin Dog Treats. As I don't have a dog, I gave these to my boss, who has two. I will post their reaction to the treats once they've tried them.
Question of the day: Can anybody guess what book we're talking about to round out Banned Books Week tomorrow?